Recommended authors!
Please visit the links below then purchase the books of these fine authors or, they've told me, they'll torture my hamster.
Charles Fudgemuffin
Website
How to Save the World: An Alien Comedy
'Aliens from the planet Fem have decided that as compassionate citizens of the galaxy they have a duty to alleviate suffering and affliction from the rest of the galaxy.
In the majority of cases this will involve sharing their unprecedented prosperity and quality of life with those planets less fortunate than themselves. Of course, in a minority of extreme cases this will also involve eliminating life from those planets in the galaxy where the level of suffering is simply too great to alleviate.
Unfortunately for Earth, the Femlings have deemed us one such planet...'
How to Save the World: Part 2A - Be careful What You Wish For
In order to avoid spoiling the plot for anyone who hasn't yet read the first book in the trilogy, any potential spoilers have been censored from the following blurb for How To Save The World: Part 2A - Be Careful What You Wish For:
“The second book in the How To Save The World saga follows on from the dramatic conclusion to book one with Eric’s adventures on the planet Fem continuing as he ******** ** ***** *** ****** ***** caught with a highland goat, an industrial strength vacuum cleaner and a Peter Stringfellow mask ****** ** ***** **** ******* allegations which I hasten to add were never proven ****** *** ******** **** the subject of a super injunction from Honey Crescent Farm which prevented any further incidents involving ***** **** ****** ** **** **** large protruding object from his ******** **** *** ***** ****** took a team of highly skilled professionals several hours to dislodge ****** *** ******** **** ***** ten sessions of counselling for the understandably disturbed monkey ***** ** **** * ***** ****** leading to the dramatic finale with things excitingly balanced for the next book in the trilogy, How To Save The World: Part 2B – By Whatever Means Necessary.”
How to Save the World: Part 2B - By Whatever Means Necessary
An email exchange between Montgomery-Smythe Publishing Associates and Charles Fudgemuffin...
“We really enjoyed part two but it’s over 600 pages. Why don’t you split it into two books? That way we get to charge twice and can double our profits.”
...Montgomery-Smythe Publishing Associates.
“No, I couldn’t do that to the fans. I’ve got too much integrity.”
...Charles Fudgemuffin.
“We’ll give you an extra 10%.”
...Montgomery-Smythe Publishing Associates.
“Where do I sign?”
...Charles Fudgemuffin.
"Eh! What a rip-off!"
...Disgruntled Reader.
"Ha! Ha! Mug!"
...Charles Fudgemuffin.
For ‘artistic’ reasons it was decided that part two of the How To Save The World trilogy would work better from a creative point of view if it was split into two books. 'By Whatever Means Necessary' is the second of those books.
Mary Josefina Cade
Website
The Bermondsey Grail
A ghost in the office, drowned lovers trapped in a supernatural river & magical druid music. Adelaide needs help!
Adelaide hates her job as a postal/mail room clerk, but how else is a dream centred musician to earn a living? Then...... One dark winter morning she is swept up by a supernatural river and dropped on the floor of her office beside the ghost of a drowned young man. So begins the mysterious adventure of the Bermondsey Grail. Adelaide and her two young companions, Joe and Imogen, race to outwit rival Grail seekers, their actions interweaving with past events, creating a new and dangerous reality. Legend, love, magic and twenty first century office procedures combine to bring the story to a thrilling conclusion.
ZiyZo
Online dragon chasing, with a great prize. Twelve year old Ben and Tayo can't resist the new game, ZiyZo. Only...... ZiyZo is a cyber trap, laid by a magically talented young thief, the inventor of mobile/cell phone magic and text spells. The Thief has stolen the Magician's Fire, a small crystal ball that contains the power to control all electrical energy. In order to open the Magician's Fire the Thief needs to use traditional magic, cruel and terrifying traditional magic. In a very short time the two boys and their friends Jess, Kate and Arthur are placed in a situation of extreme danger.
Mary Danino
Website
Ado in the Meadow
Age 3-6 and beginner readers.
Ado in the Meadow, is a story about a cheerful hedgehog, named, Poddy. Poddy finds himself, unintentionally, in the center of some unfortunate events taking place in a beautiful green meadow. He tries to transform himself, thinking that becoming someone else might solve his issues... Eventually, he finds out that being true to his nature, serves him and his friends, best.
Tony Gilbert
Website
Warm Wishes
A short Christmas horror.
Super Fred
Fred is an unusual monster.
After leaving Scare School the realises that he doesn't want to scare little boys and girls.
How can he show his face in Monster Land now? Everyone will laugh at him!
Then he meets a little boy called Dale, who comes up with an unexpected plan.
The Cloud Diary
This is the story of a boy and his cloud.
Hugo - A Quest For King Borin
The castle of Queen Ennet is under attack by a mysterious enemy known only as The Hooded One. The Queen hears of a spell which will protect her lands against the incoming army of trolls, goblins and ogres. She sends word to the realm of King Borin, only to find that he is allied to The Hooded One.
Who is The Hooded One? Why has King Borin sided with him and declared war on Queen Ennet?
Who is the young knight who has been sent alone towards the Queens realm and how will he get across The Wasteland’s?
This story, aimed at children between 7 and 13, follows Hugo, the young knight as he makes his way across many miles, meeting fantastic creatures and facing treacherous challenges towards the realms of Queen Ennet. What will he find when he arrives and how will he survive his final and most dangerous challenge?
Charles Fudgemuffin
Website
How to Save the World: An Alien Comedy
'Aliens from the planet Fem have decided that as compassionate citizens of the galaxy they have a duty to alleviate suffering and affliction from the rest of the galaxy.
In the majority of cases this will involve sharing their unprecedented prosperity and quality of life with those planets less fortunate than themselves. Of course, in a minority of extreme cases this will also involve eliminating life from those planets in the galaxy where the level of suffering is simply too great to alleviate.
Unfortunately for Earth, the Femlings have deemed us one such planet...'
How to Save the World: Part 2A - Be careful What You Wish For
In order to avoid spoiling the plot for anyone who hasn't yet read the first book in the trilogy, any potential spoilers have been censored from the following blurb for How To Save The World: Part 2A - Be Careful What You Wish For:
“The second book in the How To Save The World saga follows on from the dramatic conclusion to book one with Eric’s adventures on the planet Fem continuing as he ******** ** ***** *** ****** ***** caught with a highland goat, an industrial strength vacuum cleaner and a Peter Stringfellow mask ****** ** ***** **** ******* allegations which I hasten to add were never proven ****** *** ******** **** the subject of a super injunction from Honey Crescent Farm which prevented any further incidents involving ***** **** ****** ** **** **** large protruding object from his ******** **** *** ***** ****** took a team of highly skilled professionals several hours to dislodge ****** *** ******** **** ***** ten sessions of counselling for the understandably disturbed monkey ***** ** **** * ***** ****** leading to the dramatic finale with things excitingly balanced for the next book in the trilogy, How To Save The World: Part 2B – By Whatever Means Necessary.”
How to Save the World: Part 2B - By Whatever Means Necessary
An email exchange between Montgomery-Smythe Publishing Associates and Charles Fudgemuffin...
“We really enjoyed part two but it’s over 600 pages. Why don’t you split it into two books? That way we get to charge twice and can double our profits.”
...Montgomery-Smythe Publishing Associates.
“No, I couldn’t do that to the fans. I’ve got too much integrity.”
...Charles Fudgemuffin.
“We’ll give you an extra 10%.”
...Montgomery-Smythe Publishing Associates.
“Where do I sign?”
...Charles Fudgemuffin.
"Eh! What a rip-off!"
...Disgruntled Reader.
"Ha! Ha! Mug!"
...Charles Fudgemuffin.
For ‘artistic’ reasons it was decided that part two of the How To Save The World trilogy would work better from a creative point of view if it was split into two books. 'By Whatever Means Necessary' is the second of those books.
Mary Josefina Cade
Website
The Bermondsey Grail
A ghost in the office, drowned lovers trapped in a supernatural river & magical druid music. Adelaide needs help!
Adelaide hates her job as a postal/mail room clerk, but how else is a dream centred musician to earn a living? Then...... One dark winter morning she is swept up by a supernatural river and dropped on the floor of her office beside the ghost of a drowned young man. So begins the mysterious adventure of the Bermondsey Grail. Adelaide and her two young companions, Joe and Imogen, race to outwit rival Grail seekers, their actions interweaving with past events, creating a new and dangerous reality. Legend, love, magic and twenty first century office procedures combine to bring the story to a thrilling conclusion.
ZiyZo
Online dragon chasing, with a great prize. Twelve year old Ben and Tayo can't resist the new game, ZiyZo. Only...... ZiyZo is a cyber trap, laid by a magically talented young thief, the inventor of mobile/cell phone magic and text spells. The Thief has stolen the Magician's Fire, a small crystal ball that contains the power to control all electrical energy. In order to open the Magician's Fire the Thief needs to use traditional magic, cruel and terrifying traditional magic. In a very short time the two boys and their friends Jess, Kate and Arthur are placed in a situation of extreme danger.
Mary Danino
Website
Ado in the Meadow
Age 3-6 and beginner readers.
Ado in the Meadow, is a story about a cheerful hedgehog, named, Poddy. Poddy finds himself, unintentionally, in the center of some unfortunate events taking place in a beautiful green meadow. He tries to transform himself, thinking that becoming someone else might solve his issues... Eventually, he finds out that being true to his nature, serves him and his friends, best.
Tony Gilbert
Website
Warm Wishes
A short Christmas horror.
Super Fred
Fred is an unusual monster.
After leaving Scare School the realises that he doesn't want to scare little boys and girls.
How can he show his face in Monster Land now? Everyone will laugh at him!
Then he meets a little boy called Dale, who comes up with an unexpected plan.
The Cloud Diary
This is the story of a boy and his cloud.
Hugo - A Quest For King Borin
The castle of Queen Ennet is under attack by a mysterious enemy known only as The Hooded One. The Queen hears of a spell which will protect her lands against the incoming army of trolls, goblins and ogres. She sends word to the realm of King Borin, only to find that he is allied to The Hooded One.
Who is The Hooded One? Why has King Borin sided with him and declared war on Queen Ennet?
Who is the young knight who has been sent alone towards the Queens realm and how will he get across The Wasteland’s?
This story, aimed at children between 7 and 13, follows Hugo, the young knight as he makes his way across many miles, meeting fantastic creatures and facing treacherous challenges towards the realms of Queen Ennet. What will he find when he arrives and how will he survive his final and most dangerous challenge?
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Check out the list below for your special interest:
Pet bananas
Slimy the Slug and his special song
A kindly monster
Poetic toys
Dragons and spiders
Cute multi-lingual puppies
Mystic princesses
A surprise in Auntie's garden
Magic in the British Museum
Pirates
More Dragons & Rabbits!
Find even more authors here
