Mistress Mary, Quite contrary,
How does your moustache grow?
With girls' pigtails, And horrid snails,
And so your 'tache does fail.
Even with your fairy powers,
and your penchant for red meat.
the fluffy thing above your lip,
cannot mr snazzy beat.
so back to your cauldron, mary
for another potion you must try.
hope this one will succeed,
as mr snazzy is not available to buy.
Surplus rhymes from 'Elias Zapple's Rhymes from the Cabbage Patch' that were sitting, gathering dust and getting mouldy.