Happy Xmas (Slug War Isn't Over)

So, this is Christmas
And what have you thrown?
Another cabbage over
And a new one just grown

And so this is Christmas
I hope you have slugs
The slimy and the spicy ones
The old and the young

A very Merry Christmas
And a happy new Snazzy
Let's hope it's a good 'tache
He's always so flashy 

And so this is Christmas
For Dieter and for me
For cauliflowers and cabbages
I'll hit his noggin with glee

And so happy Christmas
For purple and for green
For no other colours
Will satisfy me

A very merry Christmas
And a happy new me
Let's hope you buy my books
Because I need the money

And so this is Christmas
And what have we said?
Read books by Zapple
And throw cabbages with lead

And so this is Christmas
I hope you eat a lot
When a slug has been bad
Just toss it into the pot

A very merry Zapple
I've drunk all the drink
There's no more Noggin Rocker™
My slugs poured it down the sink

War isn't over, Dieter
I don't want it
War isn't over, Dieter
Never