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Papa Noel, Father Christmas, Santa Claus Whatever you call him, the choice is yours The furry white beard, the ample frame Wherever you are he’s still the same With his reindeer and his sleigh Delivering presents come what may To good children, never bad And this is what makes me rather sad For even naughty children should still receive A little gift the day after Christmas Eve After all, they’re only kids And how could anybody possibly forbid That just isn’t nice believe you me To find no pressie under the Christmas tree It once happened to me when I was young No present found no song was sung And did it affect me as I grew up? Of course it did so shut up!
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Christmas comes just once a year, Which makes your parents smile from ear to ear. For Christmas does not come cheap, The prices of gifts is rather steep. Rather than asking for quite so many, Consider telling them to save their pennies. This may sound tough and you’d rather not, But think of all the nice stuff you’ve got. The video games, the dolls, the BMX bike, So many things I’d rather like. As a matter of fact, beg for more, Get more and more gifts forget the poor. Don’t you worry you’re doing a good deed, Because I’m actually quite in need. If you do I’ll stop my rant, And no longer say that you can’t. Ask for Christmas to stop by more, Get your parents down to the store. Then pretty soon it’ll be thrice a year, And make your parents frown from ear to ear. |
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