Just the other day,
When the sun did shine
And the moon did neigh,
I ground up some cabbage
And a little bit of coffee
Grabbed a piece and chewed some toffee.
Then I drank from the cup
With the splendid mixture
It geed me up to watch the fixture
Sad I became as the fixture drew out
No longer would I sing nor would I shout
The cabbage coffee's power failed to muster
And I ended up feeling a tad lacklustre
So I threw it away and tried again
Adding in a slug for a good omen.
And of course it worked, adding slug always does
If only I'd remembered there'd be less fuss
Cabbage coffee with slug does do the trick
But it also makes me horrendously sick!
Surplus rhymes from 'Elias Zapple's Rhymes from the Cabbage Patch' that were sitting, gathering dust and getting mouldy.