World Cup Over
So, another world cup is over and my slugs are bored once more. They had been rooting for various teams. Some supported Germany and so were very happy. Others supported Argentina, England, Brazil and some didn't support any teams. I myself had no particular preference. Now my slugs have formed their own teams and are playing footie near my cabbage patch. Some of my slugs have gotten quite good and hope to one day be signed by a top professional football club. One of my slugs even calls himself the Slug Messi... Though he always plays well even in finals! Liverpool FC, AC Milan, Arsenal and Bayern Munich had all expressed interest until they realised that they were actually slugs and not human beings. This depressed my slugs somewhat despite their excellent ball skills. Some of these star slugs have been asking for me to genetically modify them further so that they're the size of a human. I declined their request as then they might decide not to play football any longer but instead replace me and then take over the world. For the good of humanity and for my own sake, I shall never do this.
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