Why hasn't there been a movie about slugs? Not necessarily about them but starring them. You've had Antz, Bugs, Bee Movie and a bunch of other movies featuring many insects and yet never anything about the all mighty, all-conquering slug. Slugs are slimy, slugs are obedient, slugs are attentive and slugs make excellent cups of tea and, best of all, when a slug's life-cycle comes to an end you can fry them and use them as an alternative to chips.
In Maputo I am known for my love of tinned tuna.