A foe of mine, (one of many for they're all jealous of me, Mr Snazzy and my team of incredible slugs,) suggested purple cabbages for my cabbage patch, a huge departure from my natural green. I scoffed at the idea. Purple cabbages? Why, that just looks too Aix-en-Provence. No, I shall stick with my green ones with their steel centre, aerodynamic shape and ability to knock off a passing head within 50 metres of my porch.
In Maputo I am known for my love of tinned tuna.