Michel loves skateboarding on his 'Speed Demon' skateboard. I don't know why. Hanging with his mates, doing ollies, kickturns - he seems to get a buzz out of it. I prefer throwing cabbages at unsuspecting German neighbours myself. Anyway, he tells me it's a lot of fun and has decided to teach me some skateboarding terms.
Aciddrop - When you skate off the end of something and you like don't ollie or touch the board with your hands.
Boned - You perform this in mid-air, dude. Push the board out in front and downwards.
Disaster - When you have the rear wheels on top of something and the middle of the board resting on the edge and the front wheels on nothing.
Fakie - Going backwards, dude!
Kickflip - Flipping the board like you're kicking something or someone!
That's enough, Michel. I'll stick to my moustache grooming. Anyway, here's a 'dude' doing a kickflip-thingy.
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