Do people still do flash mobs? Are they still relevant? I hope not. What a pointless thing they were. They weren't even flash, if the meaning was to do something spontaneously, as they were well-organised affairs thought up by attention seekers. A flash mob occurred in my cabbage patch the other day. I was mightily upset about this and despite my warnings that I would soon launch cabbages at them, they ignored me and continued to gyrate to some popular tune. Why did people do them? They're awkward and distract you from getting the 5 o'clock train to East Grinstead. No more mobbing, please.
In Maputo I am known for my love of tinned tuna.