I'm not normally known for my dancing but I recently took it up. People have often said that I have two left feet at which point I've then thrown a cabbage at them even if what they said was correct. However, I'm striving to correct my inability to dance by taking up the old one-two and hoping this'll help me to improve my balance and my appearance as a normal human being. I am currently doing the fox trot, the salsa (not just a dip, apparently), and the tango. I have yet to hurt myself though a few of my partners have suffered the odd broken toe. Not my fault that my shoes are made of lead and have a steel sole. The tango is a passionate dance much like I am a passionate man and so it suits me and my passionate personality. If ever I was born into a dance, it was to do the tango. Very soon I shall be performing and appearing in videos much like the one below.
In Maputo I am known for my love of tinned tuna.