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All is not well in Transylvania. Following a mysterious death, Nicu's family call in famed vampire detective Vamlock to investigate. Nicu must then stop a possible all out war between vampires and humans, as well as come to terms with the death itself. Poor Nicu.
A new Nicu - The Littlest Vampire book is being written as I throw a cabbage at Dieter's noggin. It's the 4th in the series and is sure to be the best yet. It'll be full of fun, surprises and death. Keep your slugs posted.
Nine year-old Florin is a thirsty vampire. The reason? Most of his blood has been sucked out by his friend, Nicu. Florin rampages through the town of Biertan, drinking as much blood as he can. Soon everyone in Biertan is low on blood, and seeking revenge on all vampires. Nicu faces a big challenge. Keeping Florin in check and stopping the angry townspeople from killing vampires.
The third and the latest instalment of Nicu - The Littlest Vampire will be released imminently. Watch this space or that space or any space where you'll be notified that Nicu - The Littlest Vampire in 'Blood, Blood Everywhere' has been released. It's bloody, it's got vampires, it's got jokes - it has everything you've come to expect from my moustache and I.
It's Halloween and it's time to dress up and scare Dieter. My slugs and I love Halloween, as we busy ourselves with making costumes, apple dunking, carving pumpkins (though we use cabbages) and then throwing them at Dieter's noggin. This year some of my slugs are dressing up as snails, which has already given quite a few slugs heart attacks. Seeing them in their shells is rather frightening. What will you be doing for Halloween? Which costume will you wear? May I recommend a vampire costume and dress up like Nicu - The Littlest Vampire. It would be 'fang-tastic'.
In Maputo I am known for my love of tinned tuna.