All is not well in Transylvania. Following a mysterious death, Nicu's family call in famed vampire detective Vamlock to investigate. Nicu must then stop a possible all out war between vampires and humans, as well as come to terms with the death itself. Poor Nicu.
To be released very soon, the audiobook of Nicu - The Littlest Vampire in 'Blood, Blood Everywhere' as narrated by sluggette, Gabrielle Baker. Expect great narration, great story and more fun that only Zapple can provide... And many others, probably.
A new Nicu - The Littlest Vampire book is being written as I throw a cabbage at Dieter's noggin. It's the 4th in the series and is sure to be the best yet. It'll be full of fun, surprises and death. Keep your slugs posted.
The third and the latest instalment of Nicu - The Littlest Vampire will be released imminently. Watch this space or that space or any space where you'll be notified that Nicu - The Littlest Vampire in 'Blood, Blood Everywhere' has been released. It's bloody, it's got vampires, it's got jokes - it has everything you've come to expect from my moustache and I.
Brave little Nicu, a 9 year-old vampire, has finally gotten his fangs! Sweet! The bad news is that his mean and spiteful elder brother Adam has convinced Nicu that his new fangs are way too small. To get fangs as big as Adam's, Nicu must drink the blood of a humongous and scary ogre with really tough, hard to puncture skin. Oh, and the ogre just hates vampires!
Slugging its way to you in the next month or so will be four new books that are sure to delight, disgust, frighten and make you crack a rib from laughter. They are Cyril the Dragon (sequel to Jellybean the Dragon), Elias Zapple's Book of Slugs, Nicu - The Littlest Vampire in 'Big Fangs' and finally, Nicu - The Littlest Vampire in 'Blood, Blood Everywhere'. Keep checking this website for more details or my slugs will come round and slime your kitchen.
It's Halloween and it's time to dress up and scare Dieter. My slugs and I love Halloween, as we busy ourselves with making costumes, apple dunking, carving pumpkins (though we use cabbages) and then throwing them at Dieter's noggin. This year some of my slugs are dressing up as snails, which has already given quite a few slugs heart attacks. Seeing them in their shells is rather frightening. What will you be doing for Halloween? Which costume will you wear? May I recommend a vampire costume and dress up like Nicu - The Littlest Vampire. It would be 'fang-tastic'.
All you have to do is go to the YouTube video, give it a thumbs up then tell me the name of the song and the name of the band that performs it. That's it! Will you be the lucky one?
You've read the first, or probably not, now you're waiting for the 2nd... probably not. I'm throwing it out to you, my 'unadoring' worshipping public to come up with an idea and maybe, just not maybe, it'll feature in the series. If you have no idea what this book is about then you may either interrogate one of my slugs or alternatively, and for their sake, purchase the book here.
In Maputo I am known for my love of tinned tuna.