What have I been up to? WHere have I been? Have I invented any new slug soup recipes? Well, all shall be revealed at some point. Or maybe not. No, in fact this shall never be revealed. What I've been working on with my loyal slugs will forever remain a secret. So, why even write this? I haven't the sluggiest. Keep slugging! And remember, when in doubt throw a cabbage.
In Maputo I am known for my love of tinned tuna.