I feel I must tell you about Peter the Slug, so named after Peter Sellers, the great British actor. Peter the Slug simply adores Sellers and can quite often be seen imitating this comic genius. Whether it's the voices a la Inspector Clouseau or the numerous voices Sellers performed in Dr. Strangelove, Peter the Slug does them all as well doing the usual slapstick. He's become quite adept and often puts on shows showcasing his impersonations of Sellers. His shows are sell-outs, held in our cellar, and all the slugs attend. Even my neighbour Dieter got wind and requested an invite. He was declined as I cannot abide Dieter and his inferior tea strainer. Peter the Slug continues to perform and one day hopes to follow in the footsteps of this former Goon - to do this he'd better hope he avoids my fingers when it's slug stew day and I randomly select slugs for the pot.
In Maputo I am known for my love of tinned tuna.