Hello there, my minions. Twas a glorious day today when the sun did not shine and Dieter did not venture near for fear of having noggin knocked off yet again. Today, I did conduct another interview, another great interview whereby my interviewing skills were once again demonstrated. Forget Jeremy Paxman, forget David Frost (RIP), forget the American equivalents and forget Terry Wogan, I shall be known the world over as not just being a superb children's author, a master cabbage thrower and a moustache model, I shall also be known as a hard-hitting, insightful and inquisitive interviewer that will probably never win a Nobel Prize. They're all biased, you see. Visit this page to witness my extraordinariness: http://www.eliaszapple.com/elias-zapple-interviews.html
Right now, on this very website, you can find many interviews conducted with Elias Zapple. That's right! Get your Zapple-fix and head on over to:
You can never have enough Zapple! Go there pronto before he gets angry, turns green - from having eaten too many cabbages - and starts to order his slugs to attack you. These are killer slugs!
In Maputo I am known for my love of tinned tuna.