Recipe for cabbage soup:
10 fat juicy, in the prime of their lives, slugs
1 whole cabbage
Slug stock (made a week before and involving the boiling of salted slugs)
Keep replacing the slugs' clothes with even bigger clothes so they think they're losing weight where in fact they're gaining weight because you keep adding a bit more slug feed at every dinnertime. When they're as fat as Fatty Arbuckle, encourage them to go swimming in the nearest saucepan.
Chop the cabbage, toss it into the saucepan. Add the stock. Cover boil, blend and serve. Slimylicious.
In Maputo I am known for my love of tinned tuna.